Video Description: It’s not easy being a fat girl in Southeast Asia. Sure, some guys are into girls with a little extra cushioning, but on average most mongers prefer spinners or girls with hourglass figures at least. Not round, pear-shaped women that pervade our western countries (yuck!). And I’m no different. Why waste time on a chubby chick when the bars and dating sites are packed to the brim with loads of fine, slim teenage fuckmeat?

Still, I’ll occasionally take pity on one of these pathetic porkers and bring one home for the night, usually after a night of heavy drinking. They do tend to give great blowjobs as they have to make up for their physical deficiencies, and it’s always fun to furiously pound their plump pussies and fill them up with sperm.

Enter Chloe: When this chunky chica hit me up online in response to my “Help Wanted” ad, I almost didn’t respond. Her profile pic wasn’t that hot and I could tell she had a “Jollibee belly,” which isn’t really my style. Still, it was a rainy day in Angeles City (sorry for subpar lighting!) and I hadn’t had any luck luring any slim teens to my apartment, so I decided to give Chloe a whirl. At least she’d probably be able to take my 9-inch cock down her hungry throat, as I’m sure she had a lot of experience engulfing Jollibee hotdogs.

And curvy Chloe did not disappoint! What she lacked in figure, she more than made up for in cocksucking ability. Well….it’s not that she was an expert cocksucker, but at least she let me fuck her face and shove my dick deep into her throat without gagging too much.

After about 20 minutes of pumping Chloe’s plump pussy in a few different positions, I decided that I wanted to give this little whore a facial instead of the usual interview creampie. Why? I guess sometimes when I interview a chick who’s not as attractive as her colleagues, I feel the need to give them some “make-up” if you catch my drift. And there’s no make-up that enhances the beauty of the female face more than a large dollop of hot, white jizz dripping down their forehead and cheeks.

After delivering a massive load all across her forehead, eyes, and cheeks, I watched with satisfaction as Chloe transformed from a not-so-attractive girl-next-door type into a sexy, cum-hungry slut right before my eyes. Man, my make-up skills are pretty good! What’s the name of that make-up reality TV show with Kim Kardashian? “Glam Masters?” Maybe I should send in this video for an audition tape!

Video Description: Im workin my security job today and I swear its always some crazy stuff going on in this spot. I thought a neighborhood like this would have less ratchet people but apparently not! People lettin they pets do whatever, leavin they trash everywhere...i found a used condom in the elevator once! People just nasty!

But they not just nasty...they fuckin reckless too! So check this out! A dude came up in the office mad AF cuz somebody hit his Mercedes! And trust me, I felt his pain. Dude brought in the headlight from his whip! His car got hit so hard the headlight came off! I KNOW he wanted to fuck up whoever did this!

So after I calm him down, and send him on his way, I start up my lil investigation #TopFlightSecurity We got cameras in here, but I'm basically the only one who knows how to access em so it wasn't too hard to track down the muthafucka that hit dudes car....and I think I found the culprit. Look like a young pretty blonde bitch. In a pink fuckin BMW. She backed into this dude car, saw her car was ok, and just drove TF off! Crazy girl. Who does that?

Now it ain't hard to track down a bright pink BMW. Its literally only one registered in this whole building. And I seen the bitch drivin it. Bet she just got her license last week. Well her folks bout to revoke that license QUICK cuz I'm bout to pay her a visit. When her parents find out, I don't think she gonna be able to drive for a long time!