Video Description: We need to talk. Your step mom got caught watching certain videos.. Well, you know, step mom and son videos. Your father won’t stop bring it up. He thinks I’m some sort of sex pervert. I told him it’s just fantasy. I know he watches way dirtier stuff.. But I’m telling you this because I want you to talk to him. Tell your dad that we would never ever do anything like that…

Video Description: You’ve got a noise complaint.. From your father. We don’t mind you bringing girls home, but you’ve been making a little too much noise with them in your bedroom… I don’t care. Makes your step mom a little jealous actually.. Sorry, I shouldn’t have said that. But it sounds like you really know what you’re doing…

Video Description: Your father said he’s not coming.. He said he needs to stay and work on his company’s big project. I don’t know.. I guess we try to have a good time without him. We’re in Miami, right? We have to have fun…