Video Description: She left our hometown nearly twenty years ago. Over the years, wed heard vague rumors, something about her making it big in the city, buying a villa, a yacht, and living a life way out of reach for us mere mortals. When she showed up at my moms house for a visit, I couldnt believe my eyes. Id seen her a thousand times, in the cheapest, trashiest porn clips imaginable. Id jerked off to her more times than I could count. And now, here she was, the queen of tit jobs, sitting right in front of me, feeding my mom some bullshit story. And since Im the only one allowed to pull that on her, I took it upon myself to set the record straight.

Video Description: Sometimes life throws us into the wrong door at the wrong time in the worst place possible. Like that woman waiting for a client, you know, the special kind, when her student walked in instead. Awkward silence, a dropped jaw, and boom, her double life was no longer a secret. The kiddos innocent eyes turned into judgmental lasers as he realized Miss Perfect was moonlighting as Miss Not So Perfect. She tried to explain, but theres no way to sugarcoat extra credit lessons. In the end, she learned one thing secrets are like beans, eventually, they spill. But hey, they say a bad plan is one you cant change, so maybe next time, shell schedule her appointments during summer break.