Video Description: Do you know somebody who you're really cool with, but they are always doin the dumbest stuff? Thats how I feel about my homie Jacob. Jacob is a cool white boy who I met in college. He's a party animal and crazy AF, which are a couple reasons why we became cool with each other...and he's a decent dude most of the time. But Jacob sometimes doesn't know how to turn his crazy switch off.

Today for example. Dude is supposed to be chillin with his girl Skylar. I met her a few times and she fuckin perfect. Pretty ass face, the perfect height, got a phat bubble booty and she got some big STUPID Titties. A girl her size ain't supposed to have titties that big. She's fine AF. Jacob don't know this...but I think about Skylar a lot. If he knew the things I wanna do to her he might be a lil upset.

Or maybe not. Cuz that's how a normal dude would be. A normal dude would be suckin them titties and fuckin her in every hole every night. But Jacob? Jacob is an idiot sometimes. He's kinda popular so girls love him and he loves them back. He's a man whore. I've seen him fuck girls who I wouldn't touch with a ten foot pole. And this is while he's got this sexy ass big titty bitch at home! It don't make no sense.

But you know how the saying goes: bros before hoes. I gotta cover for my boy even when he's fuckin the female equivalent of Mcdonald's while he's got fuckin Filet Mignon at home. And today is one of those days I gotta cover. Jacob is with this girl Sarah. Sarah is hot, don't get me wrong but she ain't no Skylar. But Jacob needed me to grab some stuff from his spot cuz he knew Skylar was gonna be there and he didn't wanna run into her because he knew she wouldn't let him leave out if she saw him. So that's where I come in. I'm bout to head to his spot and grab his stuff for him. He said Skylar was there so hopefully she don't make a big deal out of him not showing up. She seem like a really sweet girl.

But if she needs a shoulder to cry on...I mean Jacob is my boy...but...just the thought of her...I KNOW her pussy tight and that head fire....I know I said bros before hoes but...we'll see what happens.

Video Description: Bro I cannot wait to move! I was feelin this condo at first, but these dudes been trippin! They always giving out fines for playing music too loud, elevators always broke, they complaining about the smell from smoking and they keep fuckin up my mail!

Worst part, they nosy AF. I'm pretty sure that them seeing me with a camera along with a different half naked fine ass girl walkin around every few days has got them puttin two and two together. Every time the lady at the front desk gives me the evil eye like I'm face fuckin her daughter. She keep lookin at me crazy and I will.

I already put in some applications, and I'm just sittin here tryna stay sane. But this building just won't stop fuckin wit me!

I had ordered some stuff a few days ago and was wondering if I was gonna have to yell at somebody for losing another package when I got a knock on my door. And when I opened it....a sexy, sexy mami. The sexy mami from the apartment a few floors below! I remember seein her a few times, wondering what them sexy lips feel like.

So this sexy lady is holding a package...and I was waiting for a package...and that package is open...and inside that package...I don't even need to see it. It's one of my masks. And the way she lookin at me....I think I know where this is going....

Video Description: Oh my gosh guys! I'm so freakin excited today! Because I finally did it! And I know it's gonna pay off!

You're probably confused so lemme explain! So my sister is friends with this BEAUTIFUL GIRL named Eliza! She's so hot! She's got such a beautiful face like an angel and the prettiest eyes and the most perfect body! I've had a crush on her forever but she never really talks to me. But I know she likes me! Me and her could make some really pretty babies!

And I KNOW she wants to have babies with me because I'm so thoughtful! I found ALL of Eliza's favorite movies and her favorite foods from her social media! I went through ALL her pictures and videos! I was on her snapchat daily! And I saw everything and I prepared all of it! I cued up the best parts of the movies, ordered all this cool food and drinks and then I hacked my sisters phone and pretended to be her and messaged Eliza and told her to come over so she can see everything I did for her! Now the hacking part might impress her...she knows I'm smart (my sister calls me her "nerd brother" very funny) but I don't think Eliza knows HOW smart I am!

I've invented a ton of cool stuff that I could make a ton of money on! And I'm going to show some of them to Eliza too! I know it'll impress her! I've been waiting for this for so long....I can't wait til Eliza is so impressed by all this that she falls in love with me and lets me touch her...caress her tenderly...she deserves only the sweetest kind of love and I can't wait to give it to her....

Video Description: Bro with all this time I've got at home, I've been spending a lot more time playing video games. With all the high tech graphics, new consoles and all that, its the perfect time to slide back in.

There was this game I remember called Kings of Persia or something. It was one of my faves and they just made a remake and its freakin amazing! Graphics crazy! Some of these characters are sexy AFFFF! I been playing this game non stop, researching it, trying to find all the secrets, when I stumbled on this forum, and BRO. I was blown away!

So in this forum, this one guy said that there's a code that will bring one of the main characters, this sexy ass genie named Jezebeth to life! Sounds crazy right??? But the way the code looks...and the way that this game is set up...I think that this just might be real. Imagine a genie. A sexy genie...one who'll do whatever you say...your very own Middle Eastern sex slave.

That sounds too good to not even try right? And try, try, try is what I been doing. I've been trying to recreate it for weeks now and I think I finally figured it out. There's this patch I had to put into the code and all sorts of technical stuff and it looks good. It looks really good.

That genie Jezebeth look good too. I used to beat my meat to her too...so this would be a fuckin fantasy to have her come to life....and if she come to life, best believe Im cumming too.

Video Description: Bro with all this time I've got at home, I've been spending a lot more time playing video games. With all the high tech graphics, new consoles and all that, its the perfect time to slide back in.

There was this game I remember called Kings of Persia or something. It was one of my faves and they just made a remake and its freakin amazing! Graphics crazy! Some of these characters are sexy AFFFF! I been playing this game non stop, researching it, trying to find all the secrets, when I stumbled on this forum, and BRO. I was blown away!

So in this forum, this one guy said that there's a code that will bring one of the main characters, this sexy ass genie named Jezebeth to life! Sounds crazy right??? But the way the code looks...and the way that this game is set up...I think that this just might be real. Imagine a genie. A sexy genie...one who'll do whatever you say...your very own Middle Eastern sex slave.

That sounds too good to not even try right? And try, try, try is what I been doing. I've been trying to recreate it for weeks now and I think I finally figured it out. There's this patch I had to put into the code and all sorts of technical stuff and it looks good. It looks really good.

That genie Jezebeth look good too. I used to beat my meat to her too...so this would be a fuckin fantasy to have her come to life....and if she come to life, best believe Im cumming too.

Video Description: For the longest I have ALWAYS hated school and high school is THE WORST. I mean, why should I have to go to school when I can learn everything online?? My high school civics class with Mr. Bundy is usually THE WORST. Its usually so boring. But this one week we were talking about crime and punishment and I was thinking, this next test is going to be SO AWFUL but then Mr. Bundy assigned us pen pals. And OMG. It changed my life!

My penpal was an inmate named Branden. At first he sounded a little scary. The stories I read said he would wear this creepy mask and do really bad things to people....stole from them...hurt them...tortured them. I didn't even want to write him at first but Im so glad I did. He responded so quickly and he is so sweet. He told me that he wasn't responsible for the bad things they said he did and the more I researched him the more I realized that he was right! He had such a bad childhood and so many bad things happened to him that they didn't even care about when they were trying to lock him up. His trial was not fair and they made up a lot of the things they say he did. I've watched so many shows on Netflix that Im actually an expert on spotting this stuff. And it was so obvious that the police were totally out to get him and they set him up. The man I'm writing would never hurt anyone!

He's innocent and its a shame that this country keeps locking up innocent black men. I wanted to let him know I was there for him, and that not everyone in this country is a jerk so even after the project ended, I kept writing him. I wrote him for almost a year and I didn't tell anyone, even my parents because they wouldn't understand. Sometimes I sent him pictures because he was so lonely in there I know he needed a friend.

And he's such a good friend! We talk about our lives and our feelings and he's so understanding! He really gets me. So when I got his last letter I was sooooo happy! Because guess what? He's getting out of prison! I knew that there was something fishy with his case and this proves it! And you know what Branden said? He's going to come see me!!!

OMG! My heart did a little flutter when I read that. I'm so happy! I can finally meet this guy who has become my really good friend and so much more to me! He told me to let him know when my parents aren't home (they're so judgmental and closeminded, its embarrassing) and tonight they are going to be out at a concert so he's coming over! I know the perfect welcome home present to get him!