Video Description: I was reviewing some dirty movies for ThePornDude today when I got distracted by a potentially dangerous situation unfolding next door. I zipped up and sprang into action, and fortunately, it turned out to be a false alarm Savvy Suxx wasnt being attacked by a bear. She was just having an intense workout session. Trying to get my cardio and build that nice, big, fat ass for next summer, she explained with a shakeher butt, not my hand. Do you wanna work out together? she asked. I tried to follow her lead, but truth be told, I was mostly following her ass. I am a bit of a cardio enthusiast myself, though, and had a routine of my own to teach Savvy. I love learning new things!0615Some women exercise with a stripper pole, but Ive found they seem to enjoy my own PornDude pole just as much. Wow, you werent kidding when you said all the blood went right to your head! Savvys mouth danced on that thing like shed been doing it at the local YMCA for years. Am I doing it right? she asked. You can come over anytime and we can practice our cardio!1021I laid back on the floor and Savvy got into position for a set of cowgirl bounce reps. I really like this one, she said, ass clapping against my thighs. Is this good for your heart? Its good for the heart, mind and soul, my dear, just in case you couldnt tell from the big smile and increasingly wet pussy. Savvy hopped off for a slurp before climbing on backwards. I love your socks! Wow, you look so handsome on them! Get your own pair today in the PornDudeShop!1619We stood up and the flexible gal bent over to touch her toes as I came in from behind. Savvy touched herself while I fucked her, asking which muscle groups we were working. I want a nice strong love muscle! Hers is already healthier than most, but with my training, itll be one for the record books.1843Savvy got on her knees to continue the fun, doggystyle. I know what this one helps! Its your abdomen, right? I smacked her ass as we worked those abs, Savvy begging to take it harder. I can really feel it in my belly!2317I still had more moves to teach her. Upside down? she asked. Whatever you say! Like this? Savvy watched me do squats as I stretched out her twat, then pointed a finger at the bulge I made in her tummy. Can you see it, Porn Dude? Its right there!2707Then she got back on the couch, on her back this time. This one takes my breath away, Savvy said, pretty eyes locked on mine, so I took some more breath away with a hand around her throat. I like it when you go hard, she moaned, legs shaking.3402Its important to fuel your body before, during and after your heavy workouts, and it was almost time for a protein shake. I really need one after all this, Savvy said, tits jiggling and toes curling while I fucked her. After I mixed it up, she opened wide to meet her macros with a big smile. My favorite flavor, she said, licking her fingers. So what are you doing tomorrow? You should come over! I can invite my friends! It looks like Im really going to get into shape this winter.

Video Description: Speaking as an insatiable porn addict and professional sexaholic, I tend to get distracted when Im trying to get things done. Ruby Moon has similar proclivities, as I learned when we tried to set up for a big party. Im trying to loosen up, she told me before wandering off again. I had to use a remote-controlled vibrator to keep her on task, but the gizmo came with its own buzzing set of issues. You keep zapping me and then my pussy is leaking, she whined. You got me spinning over here!0301One thing that often helps dizzy people is having something to focus on, which is why I offered Ruby a lick of my Porn Dude lollipop. She grabbed it, sucked on it, and even played the sweet thing like a harmonica. Youre torturing me today, she moaned when I buzzed her again.0630I got called away from the fun to handle some serious party business, so Ruby grabbed my phone and entertained herself. Between the vibrating pink thing and her fingers working her over, she almost didnt hear me when I called her. Fine, Im coming, she foreshadowed, then followed me into the laundry room.1040How am I supposed to do anything when you keep buzzing me and making me drip down my leg? she asked before showing me another toy I didnt even realize shed been playing with. Its a butt plug! I thought itd be extra fun! Ruby bent over the dryer, moaning as I fucked her from behind. Ive been waiting for this cock!1413And then some asshole knocked on the door! We pulled our shorts back on, I went to do my thing, and then I had to go looking for Ruby again. I found her moaning in the closet this time, going to town with another vibrator. Gonna give me your cock again? she asked before taking it into her mouth, still fucking herself. I like it when all of my holes are stuffed!1623I laid back on the floor and Ruby climbed on top. Some might say she swore like a sailor, but thats clearly the pretty mouth of a cowgirl. Her ass jiggled with every bounce as the ride got more intense and the cries of pleasure got louder. You feel so good inside my pussy!2019The cowgirl turned around and rode me backwards, working her pelvis in a circle and slamming her body down on me. Oh, Im cumming! Im cumming!2257After getting off with a squeal, Ruby bent over a bench and I boned her from behind. The furniture creaked, her bracelets jangled, and her mouth moaned. I smacked Rubys ass while her pussy gripped my cock. Im cumming, she announced to anybody standing outside the closet.2655You gonna give me some more? Ruby asked, getting onto her back and touching herself before I even slipped inside. Legs behind her arms and heels in the air, Ruby watched me stretch her out and stroke her clit with my thumb. Her eyes rolled back as she smacked her own pussy, all full up on sausage.3010You gonna cum for me? she pleaded. Please fill me up! I gave her exactly what she was begging for. Ruby played with the cum leaking out of her pussy, rubbing it all over as I pulled on my pants and told her to get back to work. Get back to work playing with my pussy? Well, that does sound like a party to me!

Video Description: I had just slipped into my Dracula costume when the doorbell rang. Trick or treat! said the spooky beauty at my door, Chloe Foxxe. Shed ridden in early on her broom, getting a head start on the other revelers, and her costume looked fantastic. I feel like all I need is a matching wand, she told me. I cant find one anywhere, though. I went to every store! Well, it just so happened that I had one on hand, and it was already starting to swell with the magic Chloe had brought with her...0230Its down here? she asked, getting on her knees and grabbing it through the spiderwebs. Oh my god! That is a pretty impressive magic wand! Chloe licked it before casting a spell with her whole pretty mouth. Only the best treatment for Dracula! We brought the party inside, where Chloe resumed her oral incantations.1033What makes a witch? Is it just a pointy hat and a black dress, or is it the rituals she performs on All Hallows Eve? Chloe rubbed some magic potion on my wand and in her cauldron, then began stirring up a spell with both hands. Your wand is so hard! Indeed, it had become hard enough to ride straight to the witchs sabbath, and off she went! Best Halloween ever, huh? she asked, bouncing harder, faster and louder. Oh my god! Youre losing one of your teeth! I fucked the teeth off of you!1550We stood up and continued the hocus pocus. I held Chloes waist as I enchanted her from behind, our bodies clapping together in an unholy rhythm sure to disturb the dead. It is a really good wand! It really is!1844Then the sorceress got on her back, legs wide in an invitation to the spirit world. Chloe looked into my eyes as I stretched her out, her cauldron getting wetter as the potion continued to brew. A vampire and a witch, she moaned. Who woulda thought?2215Chloe got on her knees and I slipped in from behind once again, a position favored by werewolves and other lycanthropes. I smacked her ass and she jiggled it for me. Better than trick or treating? she asked, as if she needed to.2527Im gonna get on top, she sang, enthralling me as I laid back. Chloe climbed on backwards and began her incantations, working her pelvis in a circle. I think someone wants to cum, dont you? she asked. I did, but the alchemy had not yet been completed.2950So she laid beside me, adding more potion to my divining rod. I cant wait to watch you explode and see how much cum comes out, she giggled. Is that bad? Chloe promised to come back over and over until I was out of candy.3313The witch got on her back and moaned as I got on top. I love my nipples played with, she said as I performed my wizardry. I just got goosebumps all over me. Abracadabra!3524The time had finally come to complete the prophecy. I cant wait to see how much youre gonna give me, Chloe said before watching, spellbound, as I cast my runes all over her bush. Im the luckiest witch of all time! Happy Halloween!

Video Description: When Im not giving ladies the talk and cock on the PornDudeCasting couch, I spend a lot of time reviewing adult websites for ThePornDude.com. The work calls for different equipment than you might use around the office, which is why I couldnt resist testing out a new premium pocket pussy service from Doc Johnson. The package that soon arrived was even sexier than Id imagined. Im Jade Green, said the pornstar at my door. I can give you a full demonstration!0413As soon as I invited her in, Jade began her product exhibition. Not only do you get the pocket pussy, you can compare it to the real thing! We started with the synthetic version first, which the babe held in place using her own built-in fap sleeve, moaning as I stretched out both double the pleasure. Wanna compare it against the real thing? Her eyes rolled back as I gave it to her. Oh, your cock feels so good!0730In the next phase of product testing, Jade lubed me up and slipped the pocket pussy over me. It feels just like the real thing, she said, working it with both hands. What do you think, though?0907I did enjoy the silicone cooter, but I needed to try Jades again. I dont think I need this dress anymore, she said, stripping naked as she climbed back aboard. I hope Im the best delivery person youve ever had, she moaned shortly before getting off with a shout. And this pussy self-lubricates, she added, as if I couldnt tell.1300Jade stretched out on the couch and wrapped her feet around my hog. Your dick feels way better than the pocket pussy and your dick inside me, she opined, her soles on either side of my shaft. Thats my review!1520She rode my cock again, backwards this time. Fuck me with your fuckin anime dick! she squealed, bouncing higher and higher. Oh fuck, Im cumming! I helped her out by twiddling my fingers as I fucked her. Rub that pussy raw, she screamed. Fuck, I think youre hitting my cervix, Porn Dude!1840Jade stood up, bent over, and took all of me from behind. Fuck yeah, Porn Dude! I held her shoulders and smacked her ass as I boned her, earning oh face and OMGs as her sexy legs got weaker.2058Then she got on her knees, moaning and clutching an official Porn Dude pillow as we fucked like dogs. Get your own licensed swag in the PornDudeShop today! You are stretching her out so much, she gushed, and I climbed on top of the couch to stretch her out a little more.2400Jade got on her back, holding her legs in the air as I slipped back inside. I gripped her feet like handles as she pressed her soles together over her pretty head. I like being your personal pocket pussy, Porn Dude, she said as I tested the durability of her delivery. And she barely runs out of cum. She just keeps lubricating! I pet that kitty, making Jade squirm and squeal.2900I think you can cum all over my glasses, Jade told me as the testing reached its final phase. Her eyes and mouth both pleaded for it as I pounded her. Oh my god, Porn Dude! She took off her sticky spectacles and cleaned them with her tongue. Oh, you taste good, Jade said. I cant wait for the final review!

Video Description: When Im not giving ladies the talk and cock on the PornDudeCasting couch, I spend a lot of time reviewing adult websites for ThePornDude.com. The work calls for different equipment than you might use around the office, which is why I couldnt resist testing out a new premium pocket pussy service from Doc Johnson. The package that soon arrived was even sexier than Id imagined. Im Jade Green, said the pornstar at my door. I can give you a full demonstration!0413As soon as I invited her in, Jade began her product exhibition. Not only do you get the pocket pussy, you can compare it to the real thing! We started with the synthetic version first, which the babe held in place using her own built-in fap sleeve, moaning as I stretched out both double the pleasure. Wanna compare it against the real thing? Her eyes rolled back as I gave it to her. Oh, your cock feels so good!0730In the next phase of product testing, Jade lubed me up and slipped the pocket pussy over me. It feels just like the real thing, she said, working it with both hands. What do you think, though?0907I did enjoy the silicone cooter, but I needed to try Jades again. I dont think I need this dress anymore, she said, stripping naked as she climbed back aboard. I hope Im the best delivery person youve ever had, she moaned shortly before getting off with a shout. And this pussy self-lubricates, she added, as if I couldnt tell.1300Jade stretched out on the couch and wrapped her feet around my hog. Your dick feels way better than the pocket pussy and your dick inside me, she opined, her soles on either side of my shaft. Thats my review!1520She rode my cock again, backwards this time. Fuck me with your fuckin anime dick! she squealed, bouncing higher and higher. Oh fuck, Im cumming! I helped her out by twiddling my fingers as I fucked her. Rub that pussy raw, she screamed. Fuck, I think youre hitting my cervix, Porn Dude!1840Jade stood up, bent over, and took all of me from behind. Fuck yeah, Porn Dude! I held her shoulders and smacked her ass as I boned her, earning oh face and OMGs as her sexy legs got weaker.2058Then she got on her knees, moaning and clutching an official Porn Dude pillow as we fucked like dogs. Get your own licensed swag in the PornDudeShop today! You are stretching her out so much, she gushed, and I climbed on top of the couch to stretch her out a little more.2400Jade got on her back, holding her legs in the air as I slipped back inside. I gripped her feet like handles as she pressed her soles together over her pretty head. I like being your personal pocket pussy, Porn Dude, she said as I tested the durability of her delivery. And she barely runs out of cum. She just keeps lubricating! I pet that kitty, making Jade squirm and squeal.2900I think you can cum all over my glasses, Jade told me as the testing reached its final phase. Her eyes and mouth both pleaded for it as I pounded her. Oh my god, Porn Dude! She took off her sticky spectacles and cleaned them with her tongue. Oh, you taste good, Jade said. I cant wait for the final review!

Video Description: Theres nothing more satisfying than feeling your hard work culminate into something even bigger, whether thats a mind-blowing orgasm or a sweet set of new cabinets for your kitchen. Ive actually been known to dabble in DIY in my downtime, which is how I ended up meeting Satine Summers. Hey, youre kind of perfect for something if youre free, she said. I just need somebody to help me put together a table at my house. Apparently the nuts were too slippery and the bolts too hard for Satine, but I was able to get it pieced together in no time. This is awesome, she said, but I did have a question. Whats with the toolbelt? You dont have any tools in it.0645Give a man a fish and hell eat for a day teach a pornstar to use a multi-tool and shell be able to put furniture together for the rest of her life. This is the multi-tool? And it does what? Satine grabbed my gadget and admired it as I told her what kind of good things come out of it. How do we get them out? she asked before applying some manual stimulation. Just like that, my dear.Does it brush your teeth, too? she asked. It does and it did as the curious girl put it in her mouth. She kept stroking it as she bobbed her head, the slurps getting louder.1140Satine lost her dress, and I lost my pants as we moved to the couch. I petted her kitty while she kept toying with my tool. Does this always happen when you use the multi-tool? It does when I use it, though an inexperienced handyman might not have made those pedicured toes curl. Oh my god, Porn Dude!1400She told me shed never given a footjob before, but laid back and wrapped those tootsies around my shaft like an expert. Like this? Satine stroked me with her soles, showing off techniques I hadnt felt before.1738We stood up and I fucked Satine from behind, holding her waist and getting deep. The babe sang a song of OMGs and heavy moans to the rhythm of flesh on flesh. Oh fuck, she moaned.2242I sat down and Satine climbed on top of me, feet on the couch cushions for a big bounce. Her feet were slipping so I held in place while she pogoed. Then she turned around to face me, tits in my face while her pussy swallowed me up.2438Without missing a beat or unplugging from Satines port, I dropped an official PornDude pillow on the floor and flipped the little beauty onto her head. She got even louder as I started dipping inside, holding her feet like handles. With her toes over her head, I played with Satines twat and drove her nuts.2654Then she got on her knees. I nailed her from behind and smacked her ass while she made even more noise. Oh my god, she moaned, slamming herself back into me. I wanted to test that new furniture Id put together, so Satine climbed on for more doggy. She gripped the back of the chair while I boned from the back of the pornstar. The chair didnt even creak, let alone break success!3220Satine sat on her ass and I teased her with my hand before giving her more dick. Her pussy was so wet I could hear it over her moans.3335Is this when the multi-tool fills me up? she asked. Satines clearly a fast learner when it comes to DIY, and I showed her exactly how that feature works. Im so glad I picked you up from the Home Depot, she said, dripping cum from her pussy. That multi-tools great!

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Video Description: While your old pal The Porn Dude might be blowing loads left and right as he reviews the worlds best adult websites, the Annual PornDudeCasting Games only come once a year. Tessa Thomas represented France in the inaugural events, absolutely crushing the competition at putt-putt golf and miniature soccer. Speaking as the silver medalist, I did appreciate Tessas victory dance, but I really thought I had a chance at topless water running. Would you believe me if I said her streamlined team uniform gave her the edge?0216It is cause I whooped your ass? she asked as I tried to explain how my natural endowments held me back. I had to drop my Team USA trunks for her to understand. Oh, I see how that can create a problem, but what do you want me to do about it? The fluid needed to be drained to reduce the drag, and Tessa got to work, trying to suck it out orally. Is that helping a little? With her practiced touch, it was definitely starting to. Im good at everything, basically, she said between slurps.0556I got on the floor and Tessa got on top of me, her juicy ass jiggling as we celebrated her gold medal. It feels really good, she moaned, as if I couldnt tell from how wet she was getting. Tessa got on her feet, slamming herself down on me. The view was incredible even before she spun around to ride me backwards, cake bouncing as I watched. Is that better for you?1250We stood up. Tessas medal swayed between her jugs as I railed her from behind, smacking her ass a few times for good measure. Oh my god, yeah, she uttered between moans and giggles.1501Then she bent over the couch, one foot up on the cushions. I came in from behind again, gripping her waist as I gave it to her. Oh fuck! I teased her kitty with my fingers. That girl was sopping.1747Tessa laid back, her pretty eyes flashing between my own cartoon baby blues and my oversized cock stretching her out. I teased her, sticking it all the way in and taking it out a few times before fucking her in earnest. I rubbed her clit and drove her crazy.2038When you take home the gold at something as prestigious as the First Annual PornDudeCasting Games, you really ought to cherish that prize. Tessa pulled hers out of the way as she got down on her knees with a giggle. The medal didnt end up getting a drop of cum on it, though the same could not be said of the medalists pretty face. My drag issues rectified, I was ready for my rematch.