Video Description: Me and my wife agreed that I wouldn't say a word until she let me to. Okay, I'll admit, I had no idea what she was up to. Apparently, she went to the dirtiest possible block in our town and found there the biggest cock. I'm sure he rides a bike without a muffler in leather pants he hasn't washed in twenty years. I'm not used to being treated like that. But I'm not one to backtrack, either. Well, at least this adventure was one that will be remembered for the rest of the life Maybe even your one.

Video Description: It was easy to find her on the street, but I could not find out where she lived. I had to enter her house so that she would feel the horror of her situation and realize that escape was futile. She owed so much money to the banks that I had no hope of collecting a penny from her. But there was an antique vase in her house worth the value of a good car. That's what I was gonna take away from this cat-eyed chronic defaulter...