Video Description: This hike has been so much fun but I think its time for a little break. I know you're getting hungry, slave and I have the perfect snack for you... the dirt off the bottoms of My converse! More like a whole meal actually now because they are FILTHY! I didn't realize just how muddy they were getting walking on these trails. You are going to lick them clean for Me and eat all that nasty dirt!! I want to watch your tongue turn black! Don't worry, I'll give you some of My Princess spit to wash it down with! After all it's important to fuel up and stay hydrated on a long hike.