Video Description: Carpe diem. Seize the moment. Seize every opportunity to stick your cock in a juicy pussy. Even if that opportunity is slim and the way to accomplish your goal looks stupid, take your chance. Especially if you're an aging widower raising a young lusty lesbian and just a loser who hasn't had sex in years. The hero of this story clearly proved that the main thing in such situations is to cross the line, after which there is no going back, but there is another chance. A chance to fool

Video Description: You know why people invented speech? So the fucking pizza delivery guys can understand exactly what they're supposed to bring me from the first word! Fucking amateurs! I hate it when you order, wait almost an hour, and then get the wrong thing! Fucking bastards! Why work if you can't do your job? You think I was happy when I got this chick as a bonus? Her juicy pussy wasn't bad, but damn it, that's not what I ordered! I hope they learned their lesson.