Video Description: Bro I cannot wait to move! I was feelin this condo at first, but these dudes been trippin! They always giving out fines for playing music too loud, elevators always broke, they complaining about the smell from smoking and they keep fuckin up my mail!

Worst part, they nosy AF. I'm pretty sure that them seeing me with a camera along with a different half naked fine ass girl walkin around every few days has got them puttin two and two together. Every time the lady at the front desk gives me the evil eye like I'm face fuckin her daughter. She keep lookin at me crazy and I will.

I already put in some applications, and I'm just sittin here tryna stay sane. But this building just won't stop fuckin wit me!

I had ordered some stuff a few days ago and was wondering if I was gonna have to yell at somebody for losing another package when I got a knock on my door. And when I opened it....a sexy, sexy mami. The sexy mami from the apartment a few floors below! I remember seein her a few times, wondering what them sexy lips feel like.

So this sexy lady is holding a package...and I was waiting for a package...and that package is open...and inside that package...I don't even need to see it. It's one of my masks. And the way she lookin at me....I think I know where this is going....

Video Description: Oh my gosh guys! I'm so freakin excited today! Because I finally did it! And I know it's gonna pay off!

You're probably confused so lemme explain! So my sister is friends with this BEAUTIFUL GIRL named Eliza! She's so hot! She's got such a beautiful face like an angel and the prettiest eyes and the most perfect body! I've had a crush on her forever but she never really talks to me. But I know she likes me! Me and her could make some really pretty babies!

And I KNOW she wants to have babies with me because I'm so thoughtful! I found ALL of Eliza's favorite movies and her favorite foods from her social media! I went through ALL her pictures and videos! I was on her snapchat daily! And I saw everything and I prepared all of it! I cued up the best parts of the movies, ordered all this cool food and drinks and then I hacked my sisters phone and pretended to be her and messaged Eliza and told her to come over so she can see everything I did for her! Now the hacking part might impress her...she knows I'm smart (my sister calls me her "nerd brother" very funny) but I don't think Eliza knows HOW smart I am!

I've invented a ton of cool stuff that I could make a ton of money on! And I'm going to show some of them to Eliza too! I know it'll impress her! I've been waiting for this for so long....I can't wait til Eliza is so impressed by all this that she falls in love with me and lets me touch her...caress her tenderly...she deserves only the sweetest kind of love and I can't wait to give it to her....