Video Description: Damn, the world has definitely gone crazy! In the old days, I used to have to go around town for a week to add to my pussy collection. Today, the pussies are coming to visit me! You won't believe what just happened! I was about to watch TV and eat a sandwich when my humble abode was visited by two plumbing inspectors! Oh yes, I cleaned those pipes properly! I drove my plunger into her drain! I made that fellow squeak like a wet sponge! For remember, if you want to fuck with me, I'll fuck you!

Video Description: You know, I've been wanting to come clean for a long time. Finding the right couple for my carnal pleasures isn't easy. Sometimes I have to walk all over town a few times. And sometimes I leave it up to my little elf assistants. This time it was just such an assistant who found me the right pussy and suffering guy. A therapist with 20 years of experience. Did you really think everything you tell the doctor would be kept secret?

Video Description: We were just passing through when lightning illuminated our future. In a figurative sense, of course. You know, sometimes epiphanies come in a hundredth of a second and you don't even realize what it's about. My girlfriend and I were just walking down the street. I saw these two. And all of a sudden,, bang!, I realized we fit together like four pieces of a puzzle. I mean, like three. Anyway, we could have a great time, I thought. So to keep the good idea going, we got down to business. And you know what? It worked out great!

Video Description: Sometimes people ask me why I have so many properties if I don't use them at all. Well, as a businessman, I would say that any building, apartment or estate that I own is first and foremost an investment in my leisure time. For example, the other day I met some newlyweds who desperately needed my country house with a lawn for their wedding of their dreams. They got what they wanted. Well, I got what I wanted, all the way down to my empty balls