Video Description: These two tourists traveled nearly 6,000 miles, swam across a raging ocean, and crossed seven countries to lose everything and find themselves. How did they do it? Simple. Instead of tourist attractions, they met me. And as you know, I'm always willing to help. But not in the same way that, say, those who give alms. I'm the kind of guy who rips off a Band-Aid with a swipe. I'm the kind of person who gives the rod, not the fish. Anyway, I've turned their entire mindset upside down, and now they're happier than ever. Especially that hot girl with the tight pussy...

Video Description: What better way for an older catcher than to humiliate a guy in front of his girlfriend? Well, it's only humiliating a girl in front of her girlfriend. Yeah, sometimes I can do that. I met these two in the park. They wanted to break up. Classic story one wants to follow her dream, and the other stands in the way of that dream. But you know what? I didn't just fuck one of them. I helped them rediscover themselves and realize what is truly valuable to them both. And that, you have to admit, is quite a feat for our cynical world.