Video Description: What's better than playing with one toy? Of course, playing with two toys! One of my debtors gave me his camera as payment for my loan. Well, I can't say I know how to use it. But I know how to use someone who knows how to use it. And if he has a girlfriend, it's going to be the three of us having fun...

Video Description: You know why people invented speech? So the fucking pizza delivery guys can understand exactly what they're supposed to bring me from the first word! Fucking amateurs! I hate it when you order, wait almost an hour, and then get the wrong thing! Fucking bastards! Why work if you can't do your job? You think I was happy when I got this chick as a bonus? Her juicy pussy wasn't bad, but damn it, that's not what I ordered! I hope they learned their lesson.