Video Description: Here are my three simple rules for party participation, folks. Rule one I'm always welcome, even if I don't know it. Rule two the party happens where I am, even if it's the bushes by the dirty curb. Rule three everyone stays in their spots until I cum. This is especially true of my next partner's boyfriend for the dirtiest and most obscene sex under the windows of her daddy's posh mansion! Keep these rules in mind in case we do meet.

Video Description: Ah, investments... How many passions they stir up! I've always preferred short-term investments, in, out and away I go. But sometimes you have to make long-term commitments. I was offered to buy one of the apartments in the downtown area. Naturally, I was not going to live there, but downtown apartments will always be profitable, you know. However, as it turned out, the two little frightened critters were not going to leave the nest. They had no money, nowhere to go. Damn it, I'm not a tyrant! I'm all for human relations. So my long-term investment became a short-term investment again in, out and away I went.