Video Description: I'd come to this neck of the woods to buy a plot of land to build a hotel, but what I found was real fun. There was a refugee family living in this ramshackle wreck, and they were willing to do anything for a crisp buck. They don't speak human, but I don't give a fark about that. It's even better because I don't have to listen to the wails of an old woman constantly looking after my new bird. The only thing that could theoretically mar my country fuck is a scary dork wandering around with an axe. Just thinking about him makes my cock try to retract inward like a turtle's head. But you know what? It's moments like that that spice up our bland lives!

Video Description: I'll tell you what, folks. When you find yourself in the woods, something inside you changes. You begin to hear the rustle of leaves, see footprints on the ground, smell the scent of game in the air. It's as if our savage ancestors are awakening in our veins. Hunting is not just a skill, it is our heritage, something that is encased within our souls. We become hunters when we realize that this connection to nature is part of who we are. And when you smell fresh flesh in the woods, it doesn't matter what came before or what comes after. You just unholster your stutzen and stick it in a young camper girl's juicy pussy. Because you can. Because you have to.

Video Description: My friends ask me why I need this damn car. It's expensive, but it's outdated. It likes perfectly smooth roads, but it's parked in my country house. No one likes it but me. But who am I joking, I don't like it either! But what I do know is that it's the kind of car that girls like that I like. A girl like that sits next to me and her boyfriend has to eat dust from under my wheels for two hundred miles. Oh, that magical vibration of 612 horses under the hood!