Video Description: You know who starts aging earlier than they should? Those who don't want their gray cells to work. Look at me. I have a special brain exercise routine. Every even-numbered day of the month, I think about making money. My forty properties, eight companies, and four eight-figure global bank accounts are evidence that I'm succeeding. And every odd day of the month, I spend that money. I prefer to think I help young couples, but let's be honest and call things what they are, we all know I screw greedy girls and humiliate their even greedier boyfriends. And to keep my gray cells working, I come up with a new joke every time. Today I found a medical coat that a previous client left behind. Which means it's time to meet thick Dr. Deep!

Video Description: Debts are the most wonderful invention of civilization. And I'm not saying that if one owes, the other gets. I'm talking about how strangers' debts make us better people. Take these two, for example. He wants to survive and she wants to live. He wants to pay off debt and she wants a new tattoo. How do you satisfy both of them? I know a great way that will give me a lot of pleasure. And you guys know what I'm talking about.

Video Description: A good employee is a loyal employee. He knows that every little thing is important in the boss's daily routine, whether it's the morning coffee or the morning oral sex during the planning meeting. If you don't like something, you can always go look for a job at another company. But at any of my companies, there's never a dissatisfied person. These two were surprised at first when they saw the morning blowjob clause in my typical employment contract. But the paycheck was so tempting that no any lesbian relationships got in the way. Welcome to the office, girls, but remember that you're still on probation, which means you'll still have to work hard!