Video Description: My friends ask me why I need this damn car. It's expensive, but it's outdated. It likes perfectly smooth roads, but it's parked in my country house. No one likes it but me. But who am I joking, I don't like it either! But what I do know is that it's the kind of car that girls like that I like. A girl like that sits next to me and her boyfriend has to eat dust from under my wheels for two hundred miles. Oh, that magical vibration of 612 horses under the hood!

Video Description: My friends ask me why I need this damn car. It's expensive, but it's outdated. It likes perfectly smooth roads, but it's parked in my country house. No one likes it but me. But who am I joking, I don't like it either! But what I do know is that it's the kind of car that girls like that I like. A girl like that sits next to me and her boyfriend has to eat dust from under my wheels for two hundred miles. Oh, that magical vibration of 612 horses under the hood!

Video Description: Sometimes what seems like a nuisance can turn out to be a delightful twist of fate if you keep an open mind. Take, for instance, two noisy neighbor girls who, rather than engage me in an obviously losing battle, decided to embrace our shared love of juicy pussy and turn their home into a real orgasmatorium. Seizing the opportunity to unite through passion, we drowned out the noise with very different sounds. After all, it's not the decibels that matter, but the delightful trio of friendship, sincerity and lust heard even through the walls. Long story short, if life gives you noisy neighbors, make a band and noise together!

Video Description: I was walking around town and overheard a conversation between two college-aged dudes. In short, a rabbit costs 8.78. The rabbit eats hay at 1.5 cents per pound. After eating two pounds of hay, the rabbit produces one pound of manure. And rabbit manure costs, mind you!, 50 cents a pound! One haystack and one rabbit yields a profit of 300 dollars. If you buy a herd of rabbits, you'll have a secure old age, the lads reasoned. What's my point? The city is full of people who want to get rich. Like that girl with the beautiful smile and the nipples sticking out through her clothes. My pockets are full of money. So why don't we spend some time together before I find another option?

Video Description: My favorite thing to do is meet unsatisfied couples. I like nothing better than meeting a juicy pussy and a walking head for new horns. But he who doesn't try new things gets old. Old age is not for me. Especially since this time I clearly smelled the sharp odor of loneliness, from which it is urgent to save. The girl was begging for help. So I ave her my hand. And then she gave her hand to me. And then she gave me her head... In general, the moral of this story is simple even in the public restroom, you can have a reat time together if you know about people.

Video Description: My parents must have known what my future held when they named me. I heard that even the offspring of some president with the same name is following my example and hunting for juicy pussy in his spare time from trading on the stock exchange. He can't catch up with me, of course, because I'm already counting in the thousands. You know what my secret is? Patience. A real Hunter always knows when to let his prey go and when to follow it for a couple more miles. Watch and learn.

Video Description: If you dance, you must pay the fiddler, my maw used to say. I learned that lesson a long time ago, and no girl in the world has ever complained about my stinginess. But it's a different story with their boyfriends. I can spot a stingy guy at a glance. I can't always tell what he's capable of. This time I was unlucky. I was literally left with nothing. But my balls were empty, too. So, in a way, I'm still lucky

Video Description: Here are my three simple rules for party participation, folks. Rule one I'm always welcome, even if I don't know it. Rule two the party happens where I am, even if it's the bushes by the dirty curb. Rule three everyone stays in their spots until I cum. This is especially true of my next partner's boyfriend for the dirtiest and most obscene sex under the windows of her daddy's posh mansion! Keep these rules in mind in case we do meet.

Video Description: Ah, investments... How many passions they stir up! I've always preferred short-term investments, in, out and away I go. But sometimes you have to make long-term commitments. I was offered to buy one of the apartments in the downtown area. Naturally, I was not going to live there, but downtown apartments will always be profitable, you know. However, as it turned out, the two little frightened critters were not going to leave the nest. They had no money, nowhere to go. Damn it, I'm not a tyrant! I'm all for human relations. So my long-term investment became a short-term investment again in, out and away I went.