Video Description: Yes, you've heard it right. You have to prepare your wife mentally that this year she won't get any presents from you. What should you tell her? Well, you should come up with something! Don't ask me that. Why would I care about your wife?
The only thing I care about is your ca$h.
I am so sick and tired of your never-ending love songs, which should've been never-ending wire transfers instead.
So Christmas is the perfect time to prove your love and devotion for once otherwise I can send you back to your wife and you may try to jerk off to that if you like.
But I know you way too well and I know it for the fact, that I am the only one who gets Christmas gift this year.