Video Description: My girlfriend is so fucking annoying bro. Like....i dont even know why we started dating. She's not really my type, she's dumb AF, emotional AF and just an all around terrible person. How did I get in this????

Aside from all her bad qualities, she's bossy AF too. Shes a nag. She whines. She keeps asking to start a family. I'm not ready for all that. Its gettin to the point that hearing her voice makes my dick soft. She's lucky her pussy halfway decent. Otherwise I'd tell her to kiss my fuckin ass.

But to keep the pussy, I gotta play the role of a good boyfriend. Which is why when she called me from work (for the 5th time today) and asked me to pick up her little sister Natalia, I said Ok. But being a good boyfriend isn't the only reason I'm picking up Natalia.

I spend a lotta time at my girl's house...which means I spend a lot of time watching her little sister. Watching Natalia. Watching how she plays with her hair. Watching how her phat lil booty bounces as she walks around wearing shorts that she knows are too short. She likes to drive older men crazy.

I think about her too.All the time. When I'm watching TV with my girl, I'm thinking about how her tight Natalia's little young pussy is. Pretty sure she just turned 18 too. She's probably fertile AF. I might not want to get her sister pregnant...but Natalia? I'd take that chance.

But as much as Natalia's on my mind, I've never been alone with her. Maybe her sister can subconsciously sense it, IDK. But with my girlfriend at work, and Natalia's parents out of town....I think that once I get Natalia alone....I can see just how bad she wants to go to this party....

Video Description: I can't believe this is happening right now. I just....lemme start at the beginning. So, I got a lil business. You know, we buy a few things, sell a few things to some needy people. Some people call it a crisis....I call it givin people what they need. And the people who need the most of these pills and stuff...they live wayyyyy out in the country. Definitely not MY favorite place to go, but you gotta do what you gotta do. Its the American way.

So I'm posted up in my hotel, gettin some orders together when I hear a knock at the door. I'm wondering who the fuck it is, paranoid its the police or some bull. But you know who answers the door? Ain't the cops, ain't the hotel staff tellin me to get the fuck out...it's a white girl. But not just any white girl. Its a young ass, nerdy lookin white bitch...wearing a fucking Confederate Flag T-Shirt! During THIS time of year! I don't even know what to say.

And this bitch...seeing I'm black, don't even look phased. She go on asking about some crap, not even noticing the way I'm lookin at her or her fuckin shirt. Bitch is either tryna fuck with me or her dumb ass don't know how people feel about that stupid flag. That flag makes people...angry....

And that anger in me....it's heatin up a little bit...I took African American history and all that in college...but while she talkin...something else is happening. Cuz I had already invited the bitch in right? And when she walked in...I peeped that ass. It's phat AF. Phat...juicy white booty. Corn fed and everything. Girl is THICK...and her young ass got them cute braces...the glasses....this thick ass redneck bitch is makin my dick gettin hard. And I KNOW she ain't had no black dick before. Look at wat the fuck she wearin! Her daddy prolly NEVER let brothas get close to his naive innocent lil girl. I know her pussy gonna be tight as fuck....

So I'm makin conversation wit her, about some random stuff you know, spittin a little game, seein wassup...and BAM. There it go. I never thought I'd hear somebody say that word to my face so casual, so nonchalant. But it just happened. This white bitch just said the N word. And this bitch said her DADDY said she can use it cuz RAPPERS use it. And the way she explaining this to me...it's like she really believe it! Like it makes PERFECT SENSE! I'm shook. I'm mad. I'm still fuckin horny cuz the bitch cute and got a phat ass. This bitch wanna walk in MY hotel room, wit her dirty ass mouth cuz her DADDY said it was ok? Well guess what bitch. Your birth daddy ain't here. So I'm your NEW daddy. And I'm gonna do something to that mouth. And you know what? I'ma give you a lil gift to take back to your daddy...something to thank him for raising you right. Ya'll both see what I mean in about 9 months....

Video Description: I work in the music business and lemme tell you...its not all its cracked up to be. My employer is this guy you might have heard of. He wears a ski mask when he performs. Got a decent following. For those of y'all outside the music business, you'd think that working for a famous rapper would be the best life ever!

Oh sure, the money's decent. But for the most part its a lotta grunt work. Scheduling stuff, making sure things are where they need to be. Its actually a lot of hard work.

And the most annoying thing I gotta take care of? These fuckin video girl auditions. Now I know what yall are thinking. Auditions are where the groupies are at! But usually the girls with the big titties and the big asses are picked directly by the guy I work for. I keep a replica mask just in case I wanna finesse a sexy girl I come across, but I ain't been able to use that mask in 2 years. And I'm stuck vetting the bitches without connections. And these girls are usually the delusional ones. With cigarette burns, bad weaves, big ass scars...they're the ones who think they cute but they really ain't. And I'm usually the one thats got to tell them they not cut out for this stuff. Sounds fun huh?

Today don't look like its gonna be any different. I got a girl named April who just came in. No video experience, can't dance, got these big ass glasses on, baggy ass clothes...she dressed like she about to go study....I'm wondering why this bitch even decided to show up? Has she ever seen a music video before? Doesn't she know what's expected out of her???

Wait...hold up....she just got out the bathroom....and BRO. BROOOOOO. This gotta be a different person. BIG STUPID TITTIES. BIG PHAT JUICY ASS. She was hiding all that under them clothes????

She don't even need to know how to dance! She so fuckin thick all she gotta do is move and all that ass and titties gonna move perfectly! You know everything I was sayin about this job and these auditions? I take it back. Cuz I'm about to have fun with this bitch.

Video Description: Being a cam girl isn't something I thought I would ever do. But now? I regret not doing it sooner! I can make my own schedule, I can work from home, and I make a TON of money! Camming is the best thing ever!

There's some creeps that come into my cam room every now and then...saying really sexual things...one guy said he was gonna break into my house and violate me. It was a little disturbing at first but I talked to some other girls who cam on the same platform and they said that it always happens and these guys might seem a little scary but they're harmless.

Harmless just like the guys I went to high school with. They used to tease me a lot. Boys said my boobs and my ass were too big. I used to wear baggy clothes to try to hide my curves. And its funny that NOW some of those same students who used to make fun of me for having curves are in my cam room jerking their little dicks thinking about all the things they want to do to me!

Yeah life is pretty good right now. The only thing I'm worried about is my family finding out I cam. I come from a very religious middle eastern family. It was my parents and my brother who made me to cover up in high school. They didn't want any guys to notice me, steal me away and get me pregnant. I've never had a boyfriend, I'm not allowed to go on dates, I've never had sex...the household is strict...but my parents are always out saying their blessings and my brother is always hanging with his weird friends so when they aren't here is when I get naughty on cam!

Today they're all going out. I'm not expecting anybody so I can get naked on cam! I already let my fans know in advance that I'd be camming for several hours. So hopefully they all come in my cam room and leave me lots and lots of tips!

Video Description: It had been a quiet, nondescript evening. No arrests, no incidents. Nothing has really been shaking tonight.

That all might be about to change. We received a call from a neighbor regarding a noise complaint in a neighborhood about 10 miles from here. Looks like there's gonna be some action tonight.

It should be expected. During this time of year, we get a lot of complaints from neighbors, particularly about loud music, under the influence behavior and scantily clad women. Its like multiple strip clubs opening up on every block every year.

As I pulled up, I could see the homeowner through the window. A young white woman. Half naked. Who seemed to be in a pretty good mood because she was twerking...showing off all her assets.

I could also see lots and lots of spirit bottles and hear lots and lots of loud music. It appears the noise complaint was legitimate. This woman clearly doesn't have any respect for her neighbors. It seems as though I'll have to teach her some. This lady is about to get in some real trouble.

Video Description: Lexy loves her boyfriend Antonio. Hes just the greatest. Great sense of humor, thoughtful and always so caring.

They've been dating for a couple of years now and Lexy has gotten to know a LOT about him. She knows that hes allergic to shellfish. She knows that he likes to smoke before dinner. And she knows that the way he makes his money is...questionable.

But that's ok. Nobody is perfect. And Antonio always keeps his business activities away from her in order to protect her. He would never let anyone hurt her. Or at least that's what Lexy thought. You see, Antonio has pissed off some very powerful people. And those people are hell bent on sending him a message. Branden, a member of a rival cartel, has been dispatched to send that message to Antonio. However, Antonio is out conducting business. But Lexy is home...unprotected. Vulnerable. Alone. Once Branden talks to her and...explains exactly how much trouble Antonio is in, he KNOWS that Lexy will deliver the message to Antonio.

Video Description: It's actually a bit more difficult than most people think being a personal trainer.

So many people think its so easy but for one you have a lot of competition out there because every joker with a nice body thinks that they have what it takes to be a personal trainer. That's definitely not true. I went to school for Kinesiology and have a few certifications, so I know what I'm doing, unlike a lot of these other people. Clients have to be careful out here or else you'll be paying someone to teach you the wrong exercises!

Besides, its not even ALL about the exercise. While the time you spend in the gym is very valuable, a lot of these fake personal trainers don't realize that diet is more important than the workout! Eating protein and nutrient rich meals can do wonders for the body! So successful trainers need to make sure their clients are eating right!

But its not just bad trainers who don't know what they are doing that should be scrutinized. Clients are also an issue. There's angry clients, lazy clients, clients who aren't serious, unrealistic/hopeless clients...the list goes on and on. My life is filled with drama. I'll tell you there's rarely been a boring day.

Take today for instance. I've been working with a new client named Virgo for a while. And let me tell you...she's been...a handful. Virgo is what they call a PAWG. And you can see why. She got CURVES. Her ass alone is about 50 inches. Personally she looks great to me, but evidently her boyfriend or someone wants her to lose some weight. Now we have had a few good sessions, Virgo and I. But today, something just seemed...off. There were times where Virgo didn't want to work out before, but I was eventually able to coax her into it. This time seemed like it would be different. Virgo wasn't wearing her usual workout stuff, and she was acting kinda weird. I guess it was time for me to pull out the charm yet again and make this girl get her exercise on!

Video Description: Alex has had a ridiculously long day at work. Everything that could go wrong did. Files were missing, the internet was down, customers had the WORST attitudes. It was a MESS.

It felt so good to walk out of that office and leave all that craziness behind. It seemed like everything got better once she walked out the door. It was like a weight had been lifted from her shoulders.

The radio kept playing a report about some escaped psycho who was on the loose but the traffic was so smooth Alex didn't even have to listen to the radio for long, she got home so quickly! Once she walked through the door, the first thing Alex wanted to do was get her clothes off and shower before getting into bed, no dinner necessary (Alex had had a REALLY big lunch earlier).

Once Alex got out of the shower and saw her bed, she fell in love! It looked so inviting! And getting into it was like slipping into a cloud. It felt sooooo good!

Even though her day HAD been looking up, nothing was on TV unfortunately. Her job keeps her put so late that by the time she gets back and settles in, the only thing on TV is the news. Every news channel had the same thing on tho; escaped psycho, blah blah blah. We get it. Calm down, anchor.

There's gates around her community though so Alex didn't feel worried at all. What she WAS worried about was finding a show she could fall out too, but even with 100s of channels and all the latest apps, it didn't seem anything was on. But even with all the flipping through bad television, Alex was getting drowsy. That is...until she heard a noise...

Video Description: Being a landlord isn't what I thought I would be when I was growing up. I mean...who thinks that? Everyone wants to be a football player or a rapper or a doctor or something like that. Something that'll make the ladies throw themselves at you!

Landlord definitely doesn't fit that description. The only thing thrown at me is work, bills and headaches. Gotta deal with people not payin their rent, repairs, people fucking up the building, and people just being fuckin annoying. You don't realize how annoying people are until you gotta work with them everyday. And these tenants are just irritating and inconsiderate AF. Just nasty.

Take this girl Alexis. I been getting so many complaints about her. Parents complain about her outfits cuz she be walking with her ass hanging out half the time. I certainly don't mind that, but the noise complaints? That's another big one I keep getting about her. And there's so much of it, I gotta deal with it.

I don't know what she got going on, but according to these complaints, there's loud music, yelling, screaming, things falling down...all I know is that its a lot going on at random times of the day and the night and she really needs to chill with all that.

I'm not in a good mood cuz this is like the 7th complaint I've got this week. This week! How are you gonna have these crazy parties all week???? Don't you work? So today, I got to give this lady an ultimatum. End the parties or she's gonna get evicted. If I get one more complaint, she's out. And nothing is gonna change my mind.

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