Video Description: Do you really know why, ever since art was invented, it's been a constant theme of generational conflict? It's because ever since willy and pussy were invented, old males have been very eager to fuck those who are younger than their wives, the women of their offspring! So it turns out that some spend their entire lives suppressing their primal selves. And some, like the hero of this story, take life into their own hands and begin to take action.

Video Description: Young people today do not remember those to whom they owe their lives. They don't call their elderly parents, they don't text them, they don't visit them, and when they get a permanent partner, they don't even introduce him or her to them. So the old fellas have to take everything into their own hands. The hero of this story did it in an original way. After watching movies about final destinations, he pretended to be an injured to play on feelings of guilt and compassion. Except after what he did, no compassion is deserved for this devious bastard.