Video Description: Why New Slaves Suck So we hold "new slave tryouts" here at Mean Girl Manor fairly regularly. The problem is, new slaves almost ALWAYS suck. They make all these "promises", ask like a million questions, and then IF they show up...they take like 1 kick in the balls and quit. It is like a total waste of My time. That is why we have such a stringent "slave application process" to even get a tryout to serve Us. You need to join Our American Mean Girls members site, fill out the slave application form, send a picture of your ID, send a deposit to prove you're serious, send proof of travel, yadda yadda yadda... You also need to be USEFUL to Us in some way! Like, will you take as much PAIN as we want to dish out to you? Can you at least film without some stupid mask on?? Or do you think you will just kneel there like a log while we spit onto your stupid mask?? (Like seriously, how the F do some of you think that makes for a good video???) But to be honest, even after all THAT process and screening, most of them still suck! THIS is one such "slave". It did all of the above- although it "wasn't sure" how much pain it could take, and was "hesitant" about going without a mask. (Ugh...SO annoying!!) But it did everything I demanded and was a paying member of American Mean Girls, so...I decided to give it a chance to grovel at Our feet, and serve Us by suffering at Our feet. I knew things were going to be bad when it ANNOYED Me by texting me constantly and asking like a million questions as it drove in from another state the night before its tryout... And sure enough, I was right.

Video Description: Slave Tryout for a European Loserrrrr