Video Description: Any wedding is just a matter of money. You shell out for the venue, catering, and some ridiculous cover band. You only invite people wholl give you something worthwhile. Youve got to plan it all so the investment pays off. The current geopolitical climate doesnt leave room for anything else. Romance is out of style. Thats why, at weddings, romantics often find themselves face-to-face with some sick bastard offering them a deal they cant refuse.

Video Description: He had struggled with anger his entire life. But, as fate would have it, there came a moment when he decided to take the bull by the horns and shape his own destiny. He completed an anger management course, met a woman he loved with all his heart, and proposed to her. But at the most crucial moment standing at the altar rage began clouding his vision once again. The maid of honor turned out to be a shameless whore, and the bride herself decided to have one last wild moment of freedom. Humiliated and disrespected in front of everyone, the groom faced a choice. Moments like these usually end in either a spectacular explosion or proof that anger management actually works.

Video Description: I was only twenty when I made my first million from paintings. In the blink of an eye, I became the most famous artist in the country. But where fame goes, peace has no place. By the time I was 22, I had my first nervous breakdown. Then came the second, third, panic attacks, depressive psychosis, and a whole bouquet of other joys. I stopped painting, which meant I stopped living. I told them I wanted to live alone to work on a new painting. But in reality, I just ran away from the city, knowing that I might spend the rest of my life in the countryside. And even that terrifying, Quasimodo-like gardener wont scare me on my way to emptiness.