Video Description: My girlfriend is so fucking annoying bro. Like....i dont even know why we started dating. She's not really my type, she's dumb AF, emotional AF and just an all around terrible person. How did I get in this????

Aside from all her bad qualities, she's bossy AF too. Shes a nag. She whines. She keeps asking to start a family. I'm not ready for all that. Its gettin to the point that hearing her voice makes my dick soft. She's lucky her pussy halfway decent. Otherwise I'd tell her to kiss my fuckin ass.

But to keep the pussy, I gotta play the role of a good boyfriend. Which is why when she called me from work (for the 5th time today) and asked me to pick up her little sister Natalia, I said Ok. But being a good boyfriend isn't the only reason I'm picking up Natalia.

I spend a lotta time at my girl's house...which means I spend a lot of time watching her little sister. Watching Natalia. Watching how she plays with her hair. Watching how her phat lil booty bounces as she walks around wearing shorts that she knows are too short. She likes to drive older men crazy.

I think about her too.All the time. When I'm watching TV with my girl, I'm thinking about how her tight Natalia's little young pussy is. Pretty sure she just turned 18 too. She's probably fertile AF. I might not want to get her sister pregnant...but Natalia? I'd take that chance.

But as much as Natalia's on my mind, I've never been alone with her. Maybe her sister can subconsciously sense it, IDK. But with my girlfriend at work, and Natalia's parents out of town....I think that once I get Natalia alone....I can see just how bad she wants to go to this party....

Video Description: I can't believe this is happening right now. I just....lemme start at the beginning. So, I got a lil business. You know, we buy a few things, sell a few things to some needy people. Some people call it a crisis....I call it givin people what they need. And the people who need the most of these pills and stuff...they live wayyyyy out in the country. Definitely not MY favorite place to go, but you gotta do what you gotta do. Its the American way.

So I'm posted up in my hotel, gettin some orders together when I hear a knock at the door. I'm wondering who the fuck it is, paranoid its the police or some bull. But you know who answers the door? Ain't the cops, ain't the hotel staff tellin me to get the fuck out...it's a white girl. But not just any white girl. Its a young ass, nerdy lookin white bitch...wearing a fucking Confederate Flag T-Shirt! During THIS time of year! I don't even know what to say.

And this bitch...seeing I'm black, don't even look phased. She go on asking about some crap, not even noticing the way I'm lookin at her or her fuckin shirt. Bitch is either tryna fuck with me or her dumb ass don't know how people feel about that stupid flag. That flag makes people...angry....

And that anger in me....it's heatin up a little bit...I took African American history and all that in college...but while she talkin...something else is happening. Cuz I had already invited the bitch in right? And when she walked in...I peeped that ass. It's phat AF. Phat...juicy white booty. Corn fed and everything. Girl is THICK...and her young ass got them cute braces...the glasses....this thick ass redneck bitch is makin my dick gettin hard. And I KNOW she ain't had no black dick before. Look at wat the fuck she wearin! Her daddy prolly NEVER let brothas get close to his naive innocent lil girl. I know her pussy gonna be tight as fuck....

So I'm makin conversation wit her, about some random stuff you know, spittin a little game, seein wassup...and BAM. There it go. I never thought I'd hear somebody say that word to my face so casual, so nonchalant. But it just happened. This white bitch just said the N word. And this bitch said her DADDY said she can use it cuz RAPPERS use it. And the way she explaining this to me...it's like she really believe it! Like it makes PERFECT SENSE! I'm shook. I'm mad. I'm still fuckin horny cuz the bitch cute and got a phat ass. This bitch wanna walk in MY hotel room, wit her dirty ass mouth cuz her DADDY said it was ok? Well guess what bitch. Your birth daddy ain't here. So I'm your NEW daddy. And I'm gonna do something to that mouth. And you know what? I'ma give you a lil gift to take back to your daddy...something to thank him for raising you right. Ya'll both see what I mean in about 9 months....

Video Description: I work in the music business and lemme tell you...its not all its cracked up to be. My employer is this guy you might have heard of. He wears a ski mask when he performs. Got a decent following. For those of y'all outside the music business, you'd think that working for a famous rapper would be the best life ever!

Oh sure, the money's decent. But for the most part its a lotta grunt work. Scheduling stuff, making sure things are where they need to be. Its actually a lot of hard work.

And the most annoying thing I gotta take care of? These fuckin video girl auditions. Now I know what yall are thinking. Auditions are where the groupies are at! But usually the girls with the big titties and the big asses are picked directly by the guy I work for. I keep a replica mask just in case I wanna finesse a sexy girl I come across, but I ain't been able to use that mask in 2 years. And I'm stuck vetting the bitches without connections. And these girls are usually the delusional ones. With cigarette burns, bad weaves, big ass scars...they're the ones who think they cute but they really ain't. And I'm usually the one thats got to tell them they not cut out for this stuff. Sounds fun huh?

Today don't look like its gonna be any different. I got a girl named April who just came in. No video experience, can't dance, got these big ass glasses on, baggy ass clothes...she dressed like she about to go study....I'm wondering why this bitch even decided to show up? Has she ever seen a music video before? Doesn't she know what's expected out of her???

Wait...hold up....she just got out the bathroom....and BRO. BROOOOOO. This gotta be a different person. BIG STUPID TITTIES. BIG PHAT JUICY ASS. She was hiding all that under them clothes????

She don't even need to know how to dance! She so fuckin thick all she gotta do is move and all that ass and titties gonna move perfectly! You know everything I was sayin about this job and these auditions? I take it back. Cuz I'm about to have fun with this bitch.