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Video Description: Bro I cannot wait to move! I was feelin this condo at first, but these dudes been trippin! They always giving out fines for playing music too loud, elevators always broke, they complaining about the smell from smoking and they keep fuckin up my mail!

Worst part, they nosy AF. I'm pretty sure that them seeing me with a camera along with a different half naked fine ass girl walkin around every few days has got them puttin two and two together. Every time the lady at the front desk gives me the evil eye like I'm face fuckin her daughter. She keep lookin at me crazy and I will.

I already put in some applications, and I'm just sittin here tryna stay sane. But this building just won't stop fuckin wit me!

I had ordered some stuff a few days ago and was wondering if I was gonna have to yell at somebody for losing another package when I got a knock on my door. And when I opened it....a sexy, sexy mami. The sexy mami from the apartment a few floors below! I remember seein her a few times, wondering what them sexy lips feel like.

So this sexy lady is holding a package...and I was waiting for a package...and that package is open...and inside that package...I don't even need to see it. It's one of my masks. And the way she lookin at me....I think I know where this is going....

Video Description: When you work a security job, it's always hit or miss. It could be exciting and fun or the worst job in the world. Working for the rappers? That's definitely fun. Plenty of girls to look at (and more), good music, plenty of tree...it's lit.

The worst jobs? Definitely the politicians. Always so concerned about they fuckin image. No drinking, stay off your phone, wear a suit, all these fuckin rules. I don't like fuckin rules.

I'm workin for this crazy rich Asian politician whose over here in the States for a lil bit. He's an asshole. I know he talkin shit about me to his lil crew. He lucky I don't speak Vietnamese. But since he's always in meetings and stuff, he's not even the worst part.

That honor belongs to his fuckin daughter. She's a fuckin spoiled little stuck up little bitch. She be looking at me like I'm gum beneath her shoe. Every time she do open her rich little mouth, its to order me to do something like I'm a damn slave. Get my laundry? Wash my car? And when I told her ass that all that wasn't in my job description, this little bitch told me that "Your job is to do what I tell you to do." Fuck that. Fuck this. Fuck that bitch.

My job is to keep this girl safe but I'm done with all that. I think its about time this little bitch learned the proper way to treat people.

Video Description: When you work a security job, it's always hit or miss. It could be exciting and fun or the worst job in the world. Working for the rappers? That's definitely fun. Plenty of girls to look at (and more), good music, plenty of tree...it's lit.

The worst jobs? Definitely the politicians. Always so concerned about they fuckin image. No drinking, stay off your phone, wear a suit, all these fuckin rules. I don't like fuckin rules.

I'm workin for this crazy rich Asian politician whose over here in the States for a lil bit. He's an asshole. I know he talkin shit about me to his lil crew. He lucky I don't speak Vietnamese. But since he's always in meetings and stuff, he's not even the worst part.

That honor belongs to his fuckin daughter. She's a fuckin spoiled little stuck up little bitch. She be looking at me like I'm gum beneath her shoe. Every time she do open her rich little mouth, its to order me to do something like I'm a damn slave. Get my laundry? Wash my car? And when I told her ass that all that wasn't in my job description, this little bitch told me that "Your job is to do what I tell you to do." Fuck that. Fuck this. Fuck that bitch.

My job is to keep this girl safe but I'm done with all that. I think its about time this little bitch learned the proper way to treat people.

Video Description: It seems like people nowadays have 0 regard towards each other anymore, as if no one cares about their fellow man. I firmly disagree with that philosophy. I believe that we in the world are connected and only by sticking together can we all grow and expand.

That's why i like to give back, you know? Giving a donation here, signing a petition there....karma is real and it all comes back on you eventually.

Part of that good karma im trying to inject into the world is why Luna is here. You see, Luna is a foreign exchange student from France who is staying with me while she completes her studies here in America. She's a very smart girl....a very pretty girl....older than her years. You'd never guess she's only about to graduate from high school...

She always has a smile on her pretty face...always happy....she certainly brightens my mood whenever I see her and I'm only too happy to help her out. Luna has been adjusting well, but there is a learning curve; we do things a lot different over here!

That's why i worry about her you know? I even feel guilty leaving her home alone even though shes old enough. Because she's such a delicate, innocent little flower. She needs to be cherished and protected and nurtured. And that's exactly what im here for. To make sure she grows up a better person ??

Video Description: After a while marriages can become stale. And a lil excitement is necessary to spice things up in the bedroom.

Thats exactly whats happening in this lonely housewife's marriage. Something's been wrong and its been wrong for far too long. Apparently her husband, due to stress, health, whatever...can no longer get it up. And even when its up...its like a thimble. That's where I CUM in.

This lonely housewife has an oral craving. Basically she likes to SUCK BLACK DICK. AND EAT BLACK ASS. And since her husband knew he wasn't able to satisfy her...he gave me a call.

I was more than happy to oblige. She wouldn't be the first white slut I've had delivered to me. But with this one....I got WAYYYYY more than I expected. Her hunger to eat black ass...her passion to suck big black dick...she was so deprived of proper meat that she almost took my soul getting herself off. This was one of the best nuts of my life....all thanks to a loving husband who simply couldn't get it up. Small blessings are everywhere!