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Video Description: Some people lift heavy weights. Some like to jog outdoors. I, on the other hand, love spontaneous sex with those who love those who love jogging. When I met this girl in a crowded park, I thought my dreams were not going to come true. However, it turned out to be even better than I thought. She longed for a better life, and her boyfriend was in the right place when we had already decided everything. Anyway, some people like fresh air, but I prefer to fuck in the fresh air.

Video Description: A friend of mine totally hates Mexican food, but sometimes it's like he goes wild and stuffs his belly with chili con carne and chimichanga. And I get him. Sometimes we all just want to spice up our bland everyday life with something unfamiliar, exotic, not yet tasted. So when I saw two Japanese tourists, I already knew what I was going to do with them. They didn't speak Czech and I didn't speak English, but we used the universal language understood in any part of the world, the crispy money language. I was looking for copper but found gold, and it was gorgeous and so spicy!

Video Description: You know who starts aging earlier than they should? Those who don't want their gray cells to work. Look at me. I have a special brain exercise routine. Every even-numbered day of the month, I think about making money. My forty properties, eight companies, and four eight-figure global bank accounts are evidence that I'm succeeding. And every odd day of the month, I spend that money. I prefer to think I help young couples, but let's be honest and call things what they are, we all know I screw greedy girls and humiliate their even greedier boyfriends. And to keep my gray cells working, I come up with a new joke every time. Today I found a medical coat that a previous client left behind. Which means it's time to meet thick Dr. Deep!

Video Description: Debts are the most wonderful invention of civilization. And I'm not saying that if one owes, the other gets. I'm talking about how strangers' debts make us better people. Take these two, for example. He wants to survive and she wants to live. He wants to pay off debt and she wants a new tattoo. How do you satisfy both of them? I know a great way that will give me a lot of pleasure. And you guys know what I'm talking about.

Video Description: A good employee is a loyal employee. He knows that every little thing is important in the boss's daily routine, whether it's the morning coffee or the morning oral sex during the planning meeting. If you don't like something, you can always go look for a job at another company. But at any of my companies, there's never a dissatisfied person. These two were surprised at first when they saw the morning blowjob clause in my typical employment contract. But the paycheck was so tempting that no any lesbian relationships got in the way. Welcome to the office, girls, but remember that you're still on probation, which means you'll still have to work hard!

Video Description: Money grows if money works. This is the foundation of financial literacy, and it's the main principle of my livelihood. I don't buy expensive trinkets to show off. I put every penny I have into circulation so that it brings me more money. So when an opportunity arises to invest in a potentially lucrative business, I don't pass it up. However, after careful checking, some opportunities fall away, but this time went utile dulci. I didn't make any money in this mystical story with spirits, but I had a great time walking my pocket snake.

Video Description: Good preparation is half the battle. Watch how I do it. This morning I gave a fiver to the village gossiper. Already tonight there's a real buzz around my country hut. People are saying that someone lost a whole duffle of money in my garden. And I always have something to talk about with those who are looking for money! Usually I don't have to choose, but today I'm in for a real feast of juicy pussy, and suffering boyfriends. It's party time, folks!

Video Description: Traveling by train is a separate world, fascinating and enchanting. The huge windows, the passing scenery, and the opportunity to meet interesting people make it a unique adventure. Like an Asian dictator, you can feel great and all-powerful as you watch the world rush past the window. Romance is in the air, new acquaintances, and who knows, maybe even juicy pussy waiting for you at every stop. But remember, even the greatest leaders sometimes miss their station.

Video Description: I was looking, and I found her. She was adorable, the cherry on the cake of my gray existence. But her boyfriend was too unyielding. Pussycat walked away, leaving me with nothing. It's rare, but it does happen in the lives of people like me. But that's not what makes my story so remarkable. My lucky find came into my possession. It was because of her dirty tits. God bless whoever invented chocolate ice cream!

Video Description: They say any girl would take off her panties for a movie producer. But I don't take the easy way out. To get another juicy pussy, I pretended to be some kind of costume designer. I have no idea what costume designers do in real life, but my plan worked nonetheless. My cock almost tore into that slutty puppy bitch's throat while her boyfriend sobbed like a sucker. Life is beautiful not because of what we see, but because of what we make for ourselves, gentlemen. Watch and learn!